finally, the Flying man

So if u have super power. N u can actually choose wat kind of power u want to have, wat would it be? He said he wanted to fly. N so I ask. Ade ape dgn terbang… selain terbang? Ya la, I mean, so u can fly. So ? what good can u do with it? how r u going to fight the villains? By flying away? Wahahaha. No la I didn’t actually said that. :P die ckp die nk terbang nk gi obersi. Ok so now im gonna write a story of the boy who have the ability to fly. The…..! [x pk lagi name]

Ini cerita rekaan. Klaau ade apape2 persamaan dgn yg idup atau yg mati, mungkin diesengajakan mungkint tidak.hakhak.aku x ckp x de kaitan aaa

Once upon a time, in the land far far away, where btw, is where shrek rules and princess Fiona the ogress rests, there is a boy, named jack the beanstalker. Hauhauahua. Buruk sungguh nama. Bantai je la. Jack the beanstalker have once gotten some magic bean..seeds? from some uncle he met on his way back from skool. N since the bean tree was cut [to avoid the gergasi who lived in the cloud from taking back what jack took from the giant himself] , jack can no longer steal things from the giant’s mansion. So to ensure his survivor-ability, lazy jack have to go to work. N somehow he got a job in a car repair shop la. so somehow one day while he was repairing one car punya air conditioning system, he thinks to himself ‘ eh kalau bole terbang pn bes gk eh..’ den suddenly he felt as if he was floating.

Oh yeah actually, jack smoke pot. Yea he is a pothead. Once he went to new Zealand to join the weed day. Smoke pot all day there. with other potheads. What a life jack had. Pity him. So I think I will just grant him his wish to fly with hope that somehow lazy pothead jack can somehow pursue a better life n make his life more meaningful n can somehow contribute to the society hence raising his status in the society.. I gave it to jack while he was sleeping, which is while he was repairing the air conditioning system n my advice to him was ‘with great power, comes great responsibility,use your power wisely dear,’ n then I sprinkled the magic sand la to give him the power to fly.

N noo.when he thought he felt as if he was floating, he really was! He s not on drug that day….

N well, that is how jack got his power.

Wahahahahahahaahha~!!!! aku mmg xde keje

To be continued….